Derek S. Orr
Cop Ken
TV SERIES
Barbee Rehab
Comedy
Barbee Rehab: Where Barbee addicts and addicted Barbees come to heal. Starring Tom Sizemore, Janice Dickinson, Vanessa Bednar, Derek S. Orr, and Bai Ling.
Top cast
Tom Sizemore
Doctor Tom
Vanessa Bednar
Midge • Teresa
BL
Bai Ling
Chinese B@rbee • Chinese Barbee
Janice Dickinson
Dr. Janice • Doctor Janice
RR
Rachel Reilly
Fairy B@rbee • Fairy Barbee
Johnny Wactor
Star Trek Ken
CF
Charlie Farrell
Haggard Ken
Lauren Alvernaz
Dog Lover Barbee • Chemist Barbee • Awaiian Tropic B@rbee
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Episodes
7 Episodes
011. Welcome to Rehab
Tom Sizemore finds himself up crap creek without a paddle once again. This time it's the Sanitarium. Our story opens with Tom coming out of either a drug induced stooper or a bad fantasy.
022. To Be or Not To Be?
Tom goes deeper into explaining this whacky place and it's inhabitants. We are introduced to neighbors that might be crazier than the patients. Cop Ken loses it when Dr. Midge refuses to reprimand/control the patients for obvious "infractions". He rips the uniform off thereby becoming Rogue Cop Ken. The lines are clearly divided and Dr. Midge becomes his sworn enemy. Dr. Midge's tainted past is exposed and while in a Diary Room tirade - she completely breaks down and reverts to her alter ego Teresa. Rogue Cop Ken and Haggard Ken bond while discussing the taboo pleasures of a Ken. Cop Ken learns that he is allowed to have SEX and proceeds to pop his cherry which leads to Ken having lump envy - An alien lands on Earth.
033. Trump?? Wall??
Cop Ken and Midge are pushing each others hot buttons. Todd comes back to Reh@b with PTSD from a Chupacabra sighting in Polynesia. Alien learns she has an affliction for weannies and learns the societal importance of B@rbee. Lonely and sad, she is guided to find her own "people" at Home Depot by her homeless friend. She learns what "alien" means in America and is introduced to "fear allegiance" and the Earth leader Trump. In her quest to infiltrate man kind...she decides to pose as Chinese B@rbee to sneak into B@rbee Rehab. Teresa has taken the high ground and made residence on the roof while Cop Ken is hydrating his plastic on good old Jack Daniel's while working his way through the B@rbees.
044. It's Hot Up Here!
It's ALL OUT WAR and the Rehab backyard is chaos. Teresa has lost her mind living on the scorching hot roof and learns a new war tactic -Paintball. Rogue Cop Ken thinks the battle is his to win since -"Everyone knows girls are inferior at everything". Fairy B@rbee is pissed and snitches to the MBI. Cat Lady is playing doctor to the frightened patients. Teresa enlists more dolls to her team and Cop Ken and Haggard Ken bond over booze, getting B@rbees to make noises during sex, and playing soldier boys. It's Star Wars vs. Star Trek inside the house and another B@rbee bites the dust. The therapy replacement doll "Prudence" becomes the "touching doll" and teaches one of the humans to obsessively click the mouse. What the Hell is going on with Glamour B@rbee? Is that a moustache? Paintballs are flying and oranges are becoming grenades.
055. Fight Club Meets G.I. Jane
Where Barbee Addicts and Addicted Barbees Come to Heal. What dirt does Cop Ken have on Midge? What do the Kens discover about themselves that every little girl in America knows - and - Welcome. - Teresa.
066. Enter Dr. Tom Sizemore
Where Addicted Barbees and Barbee Addicts Come to Heal.....Friction happening between Ken and Cop Ken. - I thought they were friends - Midge is starting to lose it.. Glamour and Dog Lover - Not so Glamorous anymore.
077. Operation: Get Rid of Tom Sizemore
"Crab King and Cat Parts" Chinese B@rbee discusses her evil plan in the Diary Room and her plan to get Cop Ken to do her bidding. She is not aware that the house thinks Cop Ken was killed by Korean B@rbee. Cop Kens "death" prompts Midge to have her own tear filled funeral. Glamour is transformed into a brand new B@arbee by the doctor. Dr. Tom orders Cop Ken and Midge to live together until they get along. It's also back to the garage sale with the whacky neighbors. How will Awaiian Tropi and her fellow discarded dolls escape?